the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

I swear to God or swear to Mao or to anybody you like, I had no idea it spelled LSD.

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection 

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus:the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

221cbakerstreet:

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

sorry tasha that eagle just follows me I can’t make it stop

(Source: bblackwidow)

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf