ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

(Source: gerrymanderer)

Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.
cartoonpolitics:

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.” .. (Dwight D. Eisenhower)

cartoonpolitics:

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.” .. (Dwight D. Eisenhower)

feardamonkey:

Yup. Sounds about right.

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make me choose
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waltersskinner asked: potions or defence against the dark arts

rgstewey:


Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

alltangledupinblue:

daveyoufool:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

Always reblog Julie Andrews.

(Source: ingridsbergman)

Elementary School:Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School:Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College:EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel:Aliens.

(Source: dearscience)

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days