A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.
dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

(Source: nvcr-weather)

teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

You’re your father’s daughter, no mistake. Bloody relentless, the both of you.
It’s a new one today. Lots of tricky words. But I think you can manage.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(Source: kredikshaw)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

bride-of-bucky:

Chris Evans + “Why Can’t I Just Grab a Man’s (and My Own) Left Boob in Friendship”

Bonus: Backhanding Chris Hemsworth

(Source: seltzerlizard)

(Source: voldermorte)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

(Source: timeandspacegifs)